February 2012
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friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend:
imnot-okay-ipromise asked: Inhobbok!
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
That one follower that always reblogs you.
I love you.
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
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Anonymous asked: which accent do you prefer? :)
When a classmate complains about how shit their...
collyw0bbles:
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
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While I was in Business Studies class, I could...
When I snapped out of it I heard the teacher saying how we ‘zone out’ during class and not listening to him..and a bunch of other stuff I didn’t pay attention to.
imnot-okay-ipromise replied to your post: imnot-okay-ipromise replied to…
No, of course not. I’ve always wanted to know how British my accent actually is. :D
Well okay
It’s the cutest accent I ever heard that’s for sure >//<
Waiting for your favourite part of a song
clairethewarriorbear:
laugh-addict:
laugh-addict.com
imnot-okay-ipromise replied to your post: imnot-okay-ipromise replied to…
Okay … maybe for you! ;D But am I really very British? :O
wait.. before i answer
is that offensive in England ;o?
imnot-okay-ipromise replied to your post: imnot-okay-ipromise replied to your post: I love…
Awww. I won’t speak ever again! My accent isn’t THAT British … is it? :o
really
you won’t?
not even for me?
imnot-okay-ipromise replied to your post: I love it when foreigners try to speak maltese
Like I tried too? D;
yes, especially in your british accent which i tried to stay calm to but i was just like:
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I love it when foreigners try to speak maltese
their accent is literally the cutest thing ever imo
^^
millie102685 asked: thanks for the follow. :)
Girl at my school: Yeah, I'm like, such a nerd. I have a Pikachu backpack, and I used to watch Pokemon allll the time when I was little! Go Pikachu! Haha!
Me: Your death will be slow and painful (◕‿◕✿)
When someone smells really good
and you’re all up in their face smelling them like:
That horrible moment when someone sneezes on you
They’re all
And you’re all
When you swear around your friends.. →
theannoyingskwid:
you’re like:
But when you swear around your parents:
Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom
Reblog if you've ever felt victimized by the...
minzy-dtf:
this so much
A friend said that Harry Styles is hotter than Kim...
kpoprulesthisworld:
Bitch please
THIS IS HOTTER THAN THIS?:
pudgiepyro:
mom, dad, i have a confession to make
i’m an anime
just thrust: BBCS OR NON BBCS, JUST READ. →
zeeaco:
If you are a true BBC read and pass this along: Here is all the information AKP refuses to make public: 1. Jenny Hyun and her unforgivable, indefensible, absolutely abhorrent racist remarks. (she went on an entire ballistic rant that culminated in her advocating the genocide of…
