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Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

"Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via 01012012)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

godtie:

aliltodaleft:

godtie:

my boyfriend is in school to be a pharmacist 

Your boyfriend is ugly

im sorry

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what

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was

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that?

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hmm?

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i kinda wanna fuck your boyfriend 

capbuckybarnes:

boys like ’ you only play games to get boys to like you!!!! youre not a real fan’

ah yes when i was five years old and i started playing on a n64 all i could think of was ‘im going to get so much dick for this’

"Nobody has the right to turn out and tell me that I can’t wear a certain outfit, that I can’t go out to a certain place because I would be safer, or because a man looks at me…"

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

Hyeri flirting with the camera (。・//ε//・。)

weve-got-your-obsessions:

This is important

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

raggedyroses:

I’M IN THE LIBRARY AND I FORGOT TO BLOCK NSFW AND THIS GUY WALKED PAST ME JUST AS I SCROLLED PAST THIS REALLY INTENSE STUCKY FANART AND I DIDN’T THINK HE’D SEEN BUT THEN AS HE WAS WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS HE WIGGLED HIS FUCKING EYEBROWS AT ME PLEASE JUST KILL ME

therabbitprince:

f-uwa:

what happens when a senpai likes a senpai

senπ²

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character